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The First Lemurian Clothing Taxonomy

Anatomical terms

The LCT-01 makes heavy usage of anatomical terms of location. It makes us sound like doctors and taxonomists, which is on-brand for who we aspire to be. Unfortunately, sewists get confused sometimes because overlock stitch is competing with synapomorphy for their limited dictionary space.

Regardless, we’re here to help, because not everyone got past high school biology and its "kingdom, phylum, class, order," (what were the four other ranks after that?) song and dance.

Now that we have the basic building blocks, let’s combine them.


This neatly folded shirt has a ventral medial button row.

This neatly folded shirt has a ventral medial button row.


More contrived terms

We’ve used these terms before in our notes.


Body parts


By the way, we're not your doctor. This isn't a replacement for studying from an actual medical textbook. If we get a term wrong, it's embarassing and we'll just publish a correction, but if a surgeon gets a term wrong, someone dies. Don't get charged with manslaughter.

The image of the neatly folded shirt is from Wikimedia Commons at https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Camisade_pu%C3%B1o_doble.jpg ; it is © Incal 2011, CC BY-SA 3.0 “Unported”.